Wednesday, August 22, 2007 ♥
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i ♥ Tom & Jerry
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007 ♥
Retort in court
Old man Travis is in court as one of the witnesses to a burglary.Because he's an elderly person, they're treating him gently."So, you say you saw my client commit this burglary?" the defence lawyer asks Travis."Yes", replies the old man, "I saw him take the goods as clear as can be."
"But Mr Travis," says the defence lawyer, "this burglary took place at night."Are you really sure you saw my client break into the house?"The old man replied: "Yes, I definitely saw him do it.""Listen, Mr Travis," the lawyer continues. "You're 80-years-old and your eyes are probably not as good as they once were. "Just how far can you see at night?"Replied old man Travis: "I can see the moon, how far is that?"
i ♥ Tom & Jerry
Thursday, August 02, 2007